A man is dying of cancer......

His son asked him, "Dad, why do you keep telling people you're dying of AIDS? "

Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare to touch your mom....

 

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Three feelings:

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant,

Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,

and Panic is when both are pregnant.

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